Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Out In To Space

i'm really opposed to marriage and having children, but i do like kids (not babies)

why is the social contact necessary, and why must you have children, you realize the decisions of the past three generations of human beings have more than jeopardized the future for humanity right??? hope you want your kids struggling for water, food, and energy~~~~

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i remember how i gained 50 pounds today (which i have lost half of)

sketch about how jokes are magnified and retardified online as exemplified by a small annoying prank versus how the internet thinks of the situation

Jeff and I (and others) went to two shows at UCB tonight. First was a variety show hosted by Kristen Schaal, second was a sex themed comedy show.

The sex themed comedy show had a game of "never have I ever" in the middle of it and I won, embarrassing my date by going into past gymnastics with several of my former partners. It was fairly tame though, I'd have rather talked about my porn malfunction than when we got a rash using chocolate.

So thank you, assorted girls I've kind of messed around with, I am arbitrarily more virile/sexually exciting than a room full of strangers in Chelsea, the (likely former) gayest neighborhood in Manhattan.

Also never ever ever ever talk about past sex with a current girlfriend or current sex with a past girlfriend.

But sweety, your vagina just doesn't orgasm like Sheila's...

i'm gonna watch anime and play video games and fart now

i also want this album without the elvis mic seriously

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxr0V55mp_c

the first eight episodes of suzumiya haruhi are online by the actual publisher for like the next two weeks, it's a pretty good way to get into this show which has kind of ruled some trends in japanese animation and fans of such things over the last couple of years

it's also fairly entertaining in my opinion

although you really probably shouldnt watch it in the order they have it there, they dont lead off with the fake film episode

i watched this 2 seasons after the hype to try and make this opinion clear, im also gay

i can talk a lot about this but that really dont matter much, enjoy it if you want to

Bike riding rules, passing dudes in spandex rules, bike messengers are fucking crazy

Going to play beatmania again as a contrary response to DJ hero/scratch

ain't got much to complain about

that's all really